If you need a direct-response marketer you can rely on to deliver, I'm your man. Just ask entrepreneur Keith Mueller who says:

"Getting copy back from Rob is like Moses receiving the 10 commandments from God. It's kind of a big deal."

Other clients say, "Rob is amazing," "the best copywriter," "cut from a different cloth," "our secret weapon," and "absolutely brilliant, Rob!" 

ClickBank Platinum Partners are delighted to tell me, "your writing really stands out,"and your copy is crushing it!"

You can see more client testimonials here. All that proof is important. Because here's the thing...

You may have a fantastic product your market loves. But if you can’t communicate your message in a compelling way, it’s all for nought. 

You’ll end up with disappointing sales and a negative ROI.

Fortunately, there is another option…

If you need copy that converts, you’re in the right place. 

Because writing words that sell is what I do. Those words go on to produce high volumes of sales, both in the US and worldwide. 

If that’s what you want to achieve, we need to talk. 

My name is Rob Palmer and I'm a direct response copywriter.  Let me clarify what I mean by that. 

I do NOT mean I took a Udemy copywriting course and now I'm hoping to practice on unsuspecting clients (beware of those types).

I mean, I've been doing direct response marketing 'in the trenches' not just for years, but for decades. 

I have a whole career's worth of experience behind me. And I love what I do just as much as on the day I started. 

I consider every project I take on as not just a personal challenge, but a mission to get outstanding results for my clients and partners. 

Back in the 90s, I cut my teeth writing direct mail promotions for top tech companies like Apple, IBM, and Microsoft. 

I also wrote for big financial brands such as Citibank and Morgan Stanley, plus a host of other Fortune 500 corporations.

In that environment, you learn fast. You either deliver a return on ad spend, or you get fired. I learned to deliver. 

My campaigns for Apple were so successful they upset many people (read the full story here). But they did sell an awful lot of product.

Nowadays, I continue to deliver copy that sells, working with smart, direct response pros from America to Australia. 

I help savvy marketers turn products into profit, so they can laugh all the way to the bank. 

Plus, my words are powering other successful ClickBank funnels in categories such as Finance and Health/Beauty. One recent VSL-based offer hit an exceptional $4.00 EPC right out of the gate.

If you need electrifying copy that turns cold-traffic strangers into raving fans, I'll get the job done. I can help you supersize sales by:

When I wrote for auto glass giant Belron (think Safelite), senior executives called me ‘Secret Weapon.’ On corporate memos, my name initials were always shown as S.W.

That’s because my copy was the ‘unfair advantage’ that crushed their rivals and generated half a billion dollars of sales. 

You can read that story here (and see how I saved hundreds of lives in the process.)

Yup, good copywriting makes the world a better place!

Top marketers have me on speed dial because whatever the project, they trust me to deliver outstanding, original copy. 

I’ve worked with some offer owners for a decade or more, helping them add millions to their bottom line. 

When I wrote for auto glass giant Belron (think Safelite), senior executives called me ‘Secret Weapon.’ 

On corporate memos, my name initials were always shown as S.W.

That’s because my copy was the ‘unfair advantage’ that crushed their rivals and generated half a billion dollars of sales. 

You can read that story here (and see how I saved hundreds of lives in the process.)

Yup, good copywriting makes the world a better place!

Top marketers have me on speed dial because whatever the project, they trust me to deliver outstanding, original copy. 

I’ve worked with some offer owners for a decade or more, helping them add millions to their bottom line. 

           Here are just a few examples from my portfolio for you to check out.

To be sure I’m the real deal, you can also check out my appearances on many popular podcasts, or view my LinkedIn profile. 

Or check out my credentials on Copywriting.org, which ranks me as on of the "top copywriters to consider hiring in 2023."

Or if you want the no-BS version, just talk to Zane Myers, who doesn't mince words. He says what he thinks, commenting:

So if you need a secret weapon to annihilate your competitors, let's chat. Book a Zoom Call now so we can discuss your project and start supersizing your sales.

The clock is ticking and you need to get results fast. So let's get things moving. When we work together, you can be confident of getting:

Building successful funnels and campaigns doesn't have to be a painful experience. 

Work with me and you can be sure of a stress-free experience. That means:

Done right, copywriting is an investment that brings a massive return on investment. When we work together, you can look forward to:

So why put up with less you deserve when you can get more than your fair share?

Let's put a rocket under your sales and launch to a new level of success. 

Start today and you could be seeing greatly improved results in double-quick time.

So let’s look at your options. 

You could take the red pill (red=warning) and go with Udemy guy. That way, you might save a few bucks in the short term. 

But you’re risking your money on copy that’s likely to fall flat on its ass. Ouch!

You’d end up with a sinking feeling every time you check your sales stats. And where will you park when your garage is full of unsold product?

Alternatively, you could choose the blue pill, picking a writer with a worldwide track record of success.  

There’s only one of me, and I don’t subcontract work to other writers. My calendar fills up fast, so it’s best to schedule your call as soon as you can. 

If you’re ready to supersize your sales, say ‘yes’ by clicking below to book a time.

 The sooner we start, the sooner you start making more money. You have everything to gain and nothing to lose, so book your spot now while I still have openings on my calendar: