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Supersize Your Sales

Get high-converting copy and upgrade to extra-large profits.

(Launch compelling offers and scale on cold traffic)

From: Rob Palmer, Direct-Response Copywriter

To: any marketer who needs profitable sales

Hi fellow marketer

Why think small when you can go large? If you’re hungry for bigger profits, you need words that convert. That way you get a bigger portion of your market and can scale your business to the moon.

Upsize to extra-large sales.

You may have a fantastic product that your market loves. But if you can’t communicate your message in a compelling way, it’s all for nought. You’ll end up with disappointing sales and a negative ROI.

Fortunately, there is another option…

If you need copy that converts, you’re in the right place.

Because writing words that sell is what I do. Those words go on to produce high volumes of sales, both in the US and worldwide. If that’s what you want to achieve, we need to talk. 

So let me introduce myself. My name is Rob Palmer, and I’m a direct response copywriter. 

A battle-hardened, direct-response veteran

Let me clarify what I mean by ‘direct response copywriter.’ I do NOT mean I took a Udemy copywriting course, and now I’m hoping to practice on unsuspecting clients (beware of those types).

I mean, I’ve been doing direct marketing ‘in the trenches’ for over 30 years. And I still love what I do as much as on the day I started.

Back in the 90s, I cut my teeth writing direct mail promotions for top tech companies like Apple, IBM, and Microsoft. I also wrote for big financial brands such as Citibank and Morgan Stanley, plus a host of other Fortune 500 corporations.

In that environment, you learn fast. You either deliver a return on ad spend, or you get fired. I learned to deliver. 

My campaigns for Apple were so successful they upset many people (read the full story here). But they did sell an awful lot of product.

Nowadays, I continue to deliver copy that sells, working with smart, direct response pros from America to Australia. I help savvy marketers turn products into profit, so they can party all the way to the bank. 

Over a decade of success on ClickBank

As I write this, all the top 4 ClickBank E-Business/E-Marketing offers feature my copy, creating success stories that have been crushing it on this platform for over 10 years straight.

Plus, my words are powering other successful ClickBank funnels in categories such as Finance and Health/Beauty. One recent VSL-based offer hit an exceptional $4 right out of the gate:

High-converting, kick-ass copy

If you want the best, highest-converting copy money can buy, I’m your man. And you don’t have to take my word for it. Copywriting guru Justin Goff says:

“Knocked it out of the park!”

“A big shoutout to Rob Palmer, who stepped up and knocked it out of the park. So kudos to him.”

Justin Goff

Copywriting guru

Here’s the thing. Copywriting is the one skill I focus on—and so the one thing I excel at.

I don’t claim to be talented at anything else. Ask me to change a tire and I’ll likely set your car on fire. If you leave me to feed your tropical fish while you’re away, they’ll all die. 

But if you need sizzling copy that turns cold-traffic strangers into raving fans, I’ll get the job done. I can help you superize your sales by

  • Writing high-converting, long-form sales letters & VSLs in niches from financial and personal development to health and biz op
  • Creating copy for supplements and challenging products where copy needs to be powerful but compliant
  • Building complete sales funnels (including upsells, downsells, cross-sells, email copy, ad angles, etc.)
  • Devising new leads, headlines, and angles for you to test, so you can squeeze more revenue from your lists and your campaigns
  • Increasing CTRs with original creatives that breathe life into stale campaigns
  • Writing email sequences that extract maximum revenue from your list
  • Creating congruent upsells with the ‘buyer momentum’ that creates a big lift in average order value
  • Writing high-converting landers and registration pages that bring you more leads

You can get results like Keith Mueller of ThailandTV, who says:

“Kind of a big deal!”

“Getting copy back from Rob is like Moses receiving the Ten Commandments from God. It's kind of a big deal!”

Keith Mueller


A power-packed portfolio

By now, you might be thinking, “enough of the talking. Show me the goods, already.” OK, I hear you. Here are just a few examples of my recent writing work for you to check out:

  • Puradrop: an attention-grabbing, story-driven VSL for a blockbuster ClickBank weight-loss supplement 
  • SocialSaleRep: a text landing page and sales page combo for a top-selling ClickBank product in the biz-op/make-money niche
  • Monetari Fund: a full-length, hard-hitting webinar promoting a stock trading program (YouTube ads funnel)
  • Abundant: a sales page that leverages the ‘Will Smith slap’ to increase sales of hair-loss supplement for women
  • Dynamic Brain: sales page copy for a brain health supplement (Facebook adds funnel)
  • JTSSOI: highly-clickable email sequences for a personal development webinar funnel
  • Supernus: a story-style sales page designed to stir things up in the dull world of business services
  • Bodyhacker: Facebook ads promoting a bodybuilding program (part of a complete funnel)
  • Paying Social Media Jobs: An upsell for a long-running top-selling biz op on ClickBank, designed to increase average order value significantly
  • Coffee Slimmer Pro: a weight-loss supplement VSL that pulls no punches to generate high-volume sales

Of course, I can tackle any other type of copywriting, too. To see more of my work, check out some recent projects here:

My Portfolio

Whatever the project, I can help you turn your assets into cash in the bank— just like Ben Palmer, a ClickBank Platinum Partner, who says:

“Your copy is crushing it!”

“Wow! Your email copy is crushing it! We're seeing open rates, click-throughs, and conversion numbers that we haven't seen for years. Great job!”

Ben Palmer

ClickBank Platinum Partner

Annihilate competitors with a ‘secret weapon’

When I wrote for auto glass giant Belron (think Safelite), senior executives called me ‘Secret Weapon.’ On corporate memos, my name initials were always shown as S.W.

That’s because my copy was the ‘unfair advantage’ that crushed their rivals and generated half a billion dollars of sales. You can read that story here (and see how I saved hundreds of lives in the process.)

Yup, good copywriting makes the world a better place!

Top marketers have me on speed dial because whatever the project, they trust me to deliver outstanding, original copy. I’ve worked with some offer owners for a decade or more, helping them add millions to their bottom line. 

“The best copywriter”

“Rob, you are the best copywriter, marketing strategist, and business consultant I know!”

Anna Frummerin


“You nailed it!”

“Great. The Video Sales Letter script looks good. You nailed it!”

Stephen Esketzis


“Rob is amazing”

“Rob is amazing. I looked for years to find someone who could help me hone my message. Then Rob came along. He got right to the crux of my writing problem and turned it into language my market understands. I highly recommend him if you want your copy to hit the mark!”

Andrew Stotz

CEO of A. Stotz Financial Research

To be sure I’m the real deal, you can also check out my appearances on many popular podcasts, or view my LinkedIn profile.

If you need a secret weapon to annihilate your competitors, let’s chat. Book a Zoom call now so we can discuss your project and start supersizing your sales:

What’s in it for you?

Let’s get straight to the point. What exactly do you get out of all this?

When we work together, you can be confident of getting:

  • My expert take on how you should approach your project (even if it means ruffling feathers in your organization)
  • In-depth research to understand your audience, avatar, USPs, and positioning in the market
  • A clear, detailed proposal for all copywriting (including ‘big ideas,’ leads, mechanisms, scope, and costs)
  • Quality copy that meets the exact specifications of the brief, delivered on schedule (I take deadlines seriously)
  • Revisions and edits as required to get things exactly right (within reason)
  • Regular communication, so you always know how your project is progressing

Just think what that means for you and your products:

  • No more struggling along with limp sales and feelings of inadequacy
  • Not having to fire copywriter after copywriter (at great expense) for disappointing you once again
  • Never again maxing out your credit card with nothing to show for your ad spend

Instead, you could be relaxing in the afterglow of another happy experience, enjoying the pleasure of:

  • Sales that keep growing bigger (staying strong even as you up your ad spend and penetrate new markets)
  • High-dollar average order value increases that enhance your margins 
  • More money from your existing assets (email lists, social media followings, etc.)

So why put up with falling profit charts and embarrassing sales crashes…

…when you could be enjoying more than your fair share?  Let’s put a rocket under your performance and launch to a new level of success…

I’m not promising to get you to another planet. I’ll leave that to Elon Musk. But I will help you achieve lift-off with your next product. 

And getting started is easy. It’s not rocket science (sorry, Elon). Just book a time for us to chat:

What are you waiting for?

So let’s look at your options. 

You could take the red pill (red=warning) and go with Udemy guy. That way, you might save a few bucks in the short term. 

But you’re risking your money on copy that’s likely to fall flat on its ass. Ouch!

You’d end up with a sinking feeling every time you check your sales stats. And where will you park when your garage is full of unsold product?

Alternatively, you could choose the blue pill, picking a writer with a worldwide track record of success. 

My writing lifts the ordinary into the extraordinary, as Dr. Survam Patel of Compliant Clients discovered:

“Light years better”

“Good Lord Rob, you are cut from a different cloth! This is great. I love what you have been putting together. It's light years better.”

Dr. Survam Patel 

Compliant Clients

So you should book a call now. You know it’s the sensible thing to do. But if my eloquent prose hasn’t persuaded you, maybe something more lyrical will:

Time is short, the deadline’s tight

This job is keeping you awake at night

So much to write, so much to say

But too few hours in your day

You need a writer you can call

When your back’s against the wall

A freelance pro whose work is great

To take the problem off your plate

No need to panic, just relax

Rob is here, I’ve got your back

I can help you get things done

(While you go off and have some fun)

When you need words that sell the best

Get in touch, I’ll do the rest

Light a rocket under your career

Take it to the stratosphere

To guarantee your next success

Begin today by saying ‘yes!’

For first-rate work that hits the target

Book a call to get things started

There’s only one of me, and I don’t subcontract work to other writers. My calendar fills up fast, so it’s best to schedule your call as soon as you can. 

If you’re ready to supersize your sales, say ‘yes’ by clicking below to book a time. Let’s talk soon!

Here's to your success.

Rob Palmer


Phone/Whatsapp: 1-(415) 854-9589

P.S. If you’re still sitting on the fence, here are a few more testimonials to push you over:

“Brilliant, Rob!”

“All I can say is f***ing brilliant, Rob! I can't improve on it. Keep going, or let me know what else you need from me.” 

Zane Meyers,

CEO of Unfair Results

“Exceeded expectations…amazing!”

“Great work that exceeded expectations. Amazing copy and top-notch service. Thanks for all your help.”

Amber Saunders,


“Impressed with your work!”

“Hi Rob, I have shared your copy with the team today, and I have to say that they were positively impressed with your work. Great job!”

William Vanhout,


“Awesome work, Rob!”

“This is exactly what I wanted. Awesome work, Rob. Thank you! I’ll have more work for you soon.”

Steven Piper,


My team loved the copy”

“Wanted to let you know my team loved the copy you generated. So I wanted to reach out to figure out the best way we can get you on board to write copy for more of our clients.”

Darian James,

Dash Activate Online

“Awesome job!”

“This is great, Rob. Awesome job! Appreciate your work…you are a pro :).”

Behdad Jamshidi,

CJAM Marketing

“Your quality of writing is off the charts!”

“Thanks for all your doing! I can't tell you what a difference it is having you on board. Your quality of writing is off the charts better than what we had before, so again, thank you.”

John Immel,

Zero to 1

“Looks great. Well done!”

“Rob, I have read through the VSL script. No issues. Looks great. Well done!”

Tom Barnes,

ClickBank offer owner

“You knocked it out of the park!”

“Looks good, I like it. Everything is on point and on brief. Regarding the emails, you knocked it out of the park with those!”

Devon Brown,

“This looks great, Rob.”

“Once again, this looks great, Rob. We will circle back soon as we have a lot more copy for you to write.”

Byron Walker,

Survival Frog

Your copy really stands out”

“Thank you, Rob, this is very good! Overall, I really like your writing, and your copy really stands out. Let's book a call for the next campaign.”

Christian Green,

ClickBank Marketer

“Love it!”

“Rob…love it. And Holy Moly, you are super quick!”

Kristy Plucker,


One more thing…

Well, I held your attention right to the bottom of the page, so I must be good, right?

You'd be crazy not to find out more. See that blue link below that says, ‘Let’s Talk’? Just click it and see what happens. 

It will change your life (in a very lucrative way):

P.P.S. Don’t make do with Tall or Grande sales numbers. Treat yourself to Venti-size (with extra cream on top)!

Rob Palmer


Phone/Whatsapp: 1-(415) 854-9589