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Google Ads Management That Starts by Finding Where the Money Went

Most Google Ads accounts are run by someone who can see the dashboard and nothing else: not the pages the clicks land on, not what a customer is worth, not the demand that dried up outside the account. I run accounts the other way round. A free two-year forensic audit first, then the account managed week by week with the ads, pages and offer economics inside one loop, led by a copywriter who has tracked $523 million in sales.

$523M
In Tracked Client Results
40+
Years of Direct Response
2 years
Of Account Data in Every Audit
48 hrs
From Access to Recovery Brief
A bright desk with a Google Ads performance chart on a laptop, a printed audit with figures circled, and a search terms list beside it

Google Ads management for

Supplement and Health BrandsDTC and EcommerceInfo-Product and Coaching OffersFinancial PublishersSubscription and Rebill BusinessesFounders Flying Blind on Their Own Account
What is Google Ads Management?
The ongoing running of a Google Ads account: structure, bidding targets, budgets, keywords and negatives, ad text, landing page direction and reporting. Rob Palmer's Google Ads management for direct response brands begins with a free forensic audit of the last two years and then runs the account, the creative and the landing pages as one weekly loop, with every change logged and the targets set from what a customer is actually worth.

Updated

Why can't your Google Ads manager tell you why sales halved?

Because the answer is usually outside the account. In a recent two-year review of a supplement brand's account, tracked revenue had fallen by half in a year. The manager had rebuilt the campaigns three times looking for the cause, and each rebuild threw away what Google's bidding had learned, which cost the brand somewhere between $25,000 and $30,000 on its own. The real cause was that searches for the brand's own name had fallen by two thirds. Google Ads collects brand demand; it does not create it. Something upstream had stopped sending people, and no setting inside the account could have shown that.

The same review found the account bidding to an 83% return on a $95 first order in a subscription business with no lifetime value passed back, informational searches burning two thirds of the cold budget with no sale, and the two biggest product pages scoring 2 out of 10 on mobile speed. None of it took admin access to find. It took someone reading the account, the pages and the customer economics at the same time, and that is the job I do.

What does the free forensic audit cover?

I ask for reports-only access, so nothing can be changed, and I pull two full years: campaign performance by month, the complete change history, the landing page report and the search terms. Then the audit answers the questions a dashboard never will.

  • Brand versus cold. What a customer who already knew you cost, what a cold one cost, and which campaigns have been claiming brand orders to look better than they are.
  • The rebuild history. Every day a campaign was paused and replaced, what it was earning before, what replaced it earned after, and what each reset cost.
  • Targets against customer value. What the bidding has been told a customer is worth, against what a subscriber or repeat buyer is actually worth to you.
  • Search-term waste. The themes with spend and no sale, the share going to one-click searches a negative list can never reach, and whether the same exact-match searches stopped buying.
  • Where the clicks land. Which pages take the money, at what cost per click, and how they score on mobile speed, by quarter, so a site change that nobody mentioned shows up on the date it happened.
  • Policy exposure. Limited campaigns, disapproved ads and the rewording pattern that means someone is working around disapprovals a word at a time.

What do you get, and when?

Within 48 hours of access you get a recovery brief: a short, plain-English document with the numbers in tables, one recommendation per section, each tied to a week, and a closing section on what the account cannot fix. The brief is yours whatever you decide. If you want to act on it yourself or hand it to your current manager, that is a fine outcome. If you would rather I ran it, the brief becomes the first eight weeks of the plan.

The audit is free for the founding accounts I take on this quarter, because it is the fastest way to show what the management would do. I would rather you see the weaknesses in the current setup with your own eyes than read a pitch about them.

How is the account run week to week?

The same loop I run for the creative team, with the account added. On Monday the tooling reads the account: spend, cost of a new customer, share of cold clicks that buy, brand against cold, disapprovals and anomalies, in a one-page note I read before anything else. Tuesday decides what the data says to test next: search terms into negatives or new ad groups, fatigue into new concepts, a congruency break into a page fix. Wednesday and Thursday are creative and copy, written to Google's policy and matched to the page they land on. Friday the changes are made through tooling that logs who, what, why and the before and after, and the creatives go up.

Every two weeks you get a written report of five numbers: brand searches and what a brand click costs, the cost of a new customer from cold searches, the share of cold clicks that buy, the share of spend going to searches with no sale, and a list of what was changed and why. Once a month we reset the targets from updated customer-value data. No structure rebuilds without a written case and a four-week read, which is the discipline most accounts have never had.

What makes this different from a Google Ads agency?

Three things. The person reading your account is the person writing your ads and your landing pages, so a search-term finding becomes a page fix the same week instead of a ticket to another department. The targets are set from what a customer is worth over a year, not from a first order, because most of my clients sell something people buy again. And the reading is done by an AI engine I built on Claude Code, with my own copywriting skills and a private library of frameworks and tested copy, so two years of search terms get read in minutes rather than sampled on a quarterly call.

The creative that feeds the account comes from the same place: angles mined from your customers' own words, statics and ad copy written to the angle, landing pages and advertorials that continue the ad's sentence, and a compliance pass on every asset before it ships. For brands also running Meta, the same creative loop supplies that account too, so one argument runs across both platforms.

Who is this for?

Direct response brands spending roughly $5,000 to $100,000 a month on Google Ads, where paid traffic is most of revenue and the owner cannot read the account well enough to know whether the manager is doing a good job. Supplements and health are my home vertical; DTC, info products and financial publishing follow the same loop with their own compliance rules. The work behind it is the direct-response testing discipline I learned at Belron, where a campaign I ran for nine years tracked $523 million in sales, and the copy that has produced a 300% return on ad spend for a ClickBank Platinum vendor and an 8% cold-traffic conversion rate for a VSL funnel.

If the audit shows your account is already well run, I will say so and point to whatever the real constraint is. That happens, and it is still worth the two days.

Triple Brain Marketing

Three brains. One engagement.

The mechanism behind every project I deliver — including yours.

  • Brain 1

    My copywriting brain

    40+ years of direct-response craft for Apple, IBM, Microsoft, Citibank, Morgan Stanley — and the campaign behind $523M for Belron.

  • Brain 2

    Claude Code, with my custom copywriting skills

    Anthropic's most capable model, augmented by my own skill files — proprietary frameworks and evaluation criteria from real campaigns. Open-sourced as proof.

  • Brain 3

    My Obsidian copywriting brain

    A 1,239-file knowledge base spanning the old DR masters through current AI marketing — indexed and instantly retrievable while I write yours.

Proven Results

Real numbers from real offers.

Google Ads Forensic Audit

Supplement Brand (two-year review)

$25K to $30K

Cost of three campaign rebuilds in a year, found in a day from reports-only access.

Email-Driven Health Funnel

Ben Palmer / ClickBank Platinum

300% ROAS

Angle, hooks and the full email funnel written as one argument.

Cold-Traffic VSL Funnel

Conor Reynolds

8% CVR

VSL and sales page built from the same angle map.

Nine-Year Direct-Response Control

Belron / Safelite

$523M

Nine years of new creative tested against the control.

What Google Ads Management Delivers

The audit first, free. Then the account, the creative and the pages run as one loop.

Two-Year Forensic Audit & Recovery Brief

Brand versus cold, rebuild history and its cost, targets against customer value, search-term waste, landing pages and speed, policy exposure. Delivered within 48 hours of access.

Customer-Value Bid Targets

The allowable cost of a new customer worked out from your first-order margin, subscription share, rebills and refunds, turned into Target CPA and Target ROAS per campaign, with a revisit date.

Weekly Account Management

Budgets, bids, negatives, ad text and structure decisions made through tooling that logs every change with its reason, inside agreed spend caps.

Ads, Landers & Advertorials

Search ads written to policy, and the pages they land on written to the same angle, so the promise in the ad is the first thing the visitor reads.

Fortnightly Five-Number Report

Brand searches and brand CPC, cost of a new customer, share of cold clicks that buy, share of spend with no sale, and what changed and why, in plain English.

Monthly Strategy Call

Targets reset from updated customer-value data, the next month's tests agreed, and the honest read on what the account can and cannot fix.

Want to know where the money went?

Book a strategy call. Grant reports-only access to your Google Ads account before it and you'll have the recovery brief within 48 hours, free, whatever you decide to do with it.

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What Clients Say

Rob is a killer copywriter. We're getting a 300% Return on Ad Spend...
Ben Palmer
Ben Palmer
ClickBank Platinum Vendor
The funnel you wrote is doing great. Sales page converting at 8% on cold traffic.
Conor Reynolds
Conor Reynolds
Online Marketer
Rob is probably the most methodical copywriter I've seen. This impresses me.
Mark Shay
Mark Shay
Supplement Marketer
Rob is amazing. He got right to the crux of my copy problem.
Andrew Stotz
Andrew Stotz
CEO, Stotz Financial Research

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