I am a direct-response copywriter and persuasion architect who has generated over $523 million in tracked revenue for clients across the globe — from ClickBank vendors and DTC brands to Fortune 500 corporations like Apple, IBM, Microsoft, Citibank, and Morgan Stanley.
But that number is the result, not the method. The method is Triple Brain Marketing — three integrated brains working as one engagement: my forty years of direct-response craft, Claude Code augmented by my own custom-built copywriting skills, and a 1,239-file Obsidian copywriting brain spanning the old direct-response masters through today's AI marketing strategies.
Other campaigns I've shipped under the same approach: $40M Gluco 6 supplement subscription funnel, $30M Mobile Profits (#1 on ClickBank), 5.7% Monetari Fund opt-in-to-sale, 22% Chatterkick SaaS trial-to-paid lift, and 340% Abundant TSL on Facebook cold.
Stefan Georgi, founder of Copy Accelerator, hired me as Copy Chief for CA Labs. The CEO of Belron International called me his “Secret Weapon.” And right now, I am taking selective new engagements — building campaigns for clients from the United States to the United Arab Emirates.
- $523M+
- In Tracked Revenue
- 5
- Fortune 500 Clients
- 38+
- Client Testimonials
- 100s
- Of Successful Projects
What I Do Today
The direct-response landscape moves fast — new platforms, new formats, new buyer behaviors. I stay ahead of it so my clients do not have to. Here is what that looks like in practice:
Offer Strategy
I work with clients to architect irresistible offers — pricing, bonuses, guarantees, and upsell flows engineered to maximize revenue per visitor.
Full Funnel Builds
From the ad to the thank-you page, I build complete conversion funnels — VSLs, sales pages, email sequences, order forms, and upsell/downsell flows that work as a system.
Conversion Rate Optimization
I do not just write copy and walk away. I analyze performance data, identify bottlenecks, and optimize every stage of your funnel to maximize profit.
Platform-Fluent Campaigns
I write campaigns optimized for today's ad platforms — Meta, YouTube, and TikTok — understanding the compliance rules, format constraints, and audience behaviors unique to each.
Whether you need a single high-converting VSL or a complete funnel strategy from scratch, I bring the same approach: deep research, proven frameworks, and relentless optimization until the numbers hit.
Five Award-Winning Copywriters Failed Before Me. The Campaign I Wrote Did $523 Million.
Belron International — known in the US as Safelite AutoGlass — needed a direct-response campaign to drive windshield replacement bookings. Five previous copywriters had already tried and failed. Each was an experienced, award-winning name in the industry. Each led with features and convenience. None of them cracked the code.
Through deep research, I discovered that the most powerful motivator was not convenience — it was fear. The fear of a damaged windshield failing during an accident. I rebuilt the campaign around that emotional core — and the result speaks for itself:
- $523 million in tracked sales
- Campaign ran for nine consecutive years without fatigue
- Contributed to saving hundreds of lives through timely replacements
The CEO of Belron told me: “You are our secret weapon.” That same research-first, insight-driven approach is what I bring to every project today — whether it is a ClickBank VSL or a multi-channel DTC funnel.
Trusted by Fortune 500 brands and top direct-response marketers
Working with Clients Worldwide
I work with marketers, founders, and business owners across the globe — from the United States and the United Kingdom to the United Arab Emirates and Australia. Direct response transcends borders because human psychology is universal.
For my clients, it means one thing: senior DR craft delivered on time, every time — no matter what time zone you are in. Video calls, shared documents, fast turnarounds. The handoffs are clean, and the numbers travel.
What I Specialize In
High-stakes direct-response copy. Every project is a strategic engagement designed to deliver measurable ROI.
Verticals I Work In
Deep vertical expertise across the highest-converting direct-response markets.
What Clients Say
From Fortune 500 CEOs to ClickBank vendors — here is what it is like to work with me.
You are our secret weapon. Keep your diary clear, please!
Gary LubnerCEO, Belron InternationalWe hired Rob as our Copy Chief for CA Labs!
Stefan GeorgiFounder, Copy AcceleratorA big shoutout to Rob Palmer who stepped up and knocked it out of the park.
Justin GoffDirect MarketerRob is a killer copywriter. We're getting a 300% Return on Ad Spend...
Ben PalmerClickBank Platinum VendorThe funnel you wrote is doing great. Sales page converting at 8% on cold traffic.
Conor ReynoldsOnline MarketerRob is probably the most methodical copywriter I've seen. This impresses me.
Mark ShaySupplement Marketer
What It's Like Working With Me
I do not do content production, blog posts for SEO, or low-level copywriting tasks. Every project I take on is a strategic, high-impact engagement designed to deliver measurable ROI.
Here is what you can expect:
Deep Research First
Every project begins with thorough audience research, competitive analysis, and offer assessment. I do not start writing until I understand your market inside and out.
Full-Stack Funnel Thinking
I do not write copy in isolation. I think about your entire funnel — from the ad platform to the upsell flow — and optimize every touchpoint for maximum revenue.
Fast, Reliable Delivery
Multiple clients have commented on how fast I work without sacrificing quality. AI-powered research accelerates my process without cutting corners on strategy.
Measurable Results
I write copy designed to move specific metrics — conversions, AOV, ROAS, revenue. Every engagement is accountable to real numbers, not vanity metrics.